I'm not entirely sure what I was thinking at the end of last month, but my word is my bond. I said then that I would go throughout the month of June without eating meat and that's what I've been holding myself to. I won't tell you it's been easy; because the truth is that it's been harder than times in '29 for me; harder than Chinese arithmetic or even morning wood. There have been many times this month that I'd wish that I'd never opened my big mouth and said that I could or would do it. But the truth is, I've never been a man accused of saying too little. I'm glad that the month is almost over and I don't mind saying that I absolutely couldn't do this on a regular basis. I miss meat entirely too much. I can't wait for this month to be over; and just as soon as it's over I'm gonna eat a nice juicy T-bone steak. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna have that steak on July 1st for breakfast, along with some scrambled eggs with cheese and a nice big cup of coffee. Oh yeah, I'm gonna make it do what it do!!!
I've been eating beans and rice, cheese pizza, yogurt, pasta, tons of fruit and vegetables, granola, trail mix, veggie burgers made with black beans and corn and entirely too much soup. I've had two or three salads too many and watched many of the people around me stuff themselves with beef, chicken, pork and shellfish. I'm gonna finish this month without eating any meat, but I won't be doing this again anytime soon.
If you went a month without eating meat, what's the first thing you'd eat once the month was over?!?