Sunday, January 17, 2010

Are you an animal lover?!?



A couple of days ago I heard about a story of a half man/half sheep born in Greece. While I didn't buy the story, I was curious enough to seek out the article online. Needless to say, it was bullshit. Of course, it's impossible for there to be any type of hybrid animal/human born; since a man's chromosomes and a sheep's chromosomes aren't quite the same. I think I recall that from high school biology.
Anyway, after reading that story, I saw another story that peaked my interest. This particular story was actually a couple of years old; but when I read it I laughed so hard, I knew I would have to blog about it. It was a story about a horny ass Sudanese man.
When I say horny, this man was apparently horny as hell. The Sudanese man had been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man in a compromising position with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat since he paid the bride price; and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat and tried to run, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the local newspaper."
....and they lived happily ever after.

31 comments:

  1. I can honestly say that I've had some good goat before......but my goat was on a plate and fresh off a barbecue pit.

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  2. corvedacosta, not only in Africa. There were several American men, caught fucking horses. Type in "Man Charged With Having Sex With Horse" into YouTube search.

    I have seen many beautiful animals: dogs, cats, horses, birds, you name it. But I have never wanted to fuck any of them. No matter how lonely I was, at the time. :-)

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  3. A recent Daily Telegraph article show a sheep born in Izmir, Turkey with a human like face.
    Ummm...
    Maybe Turks fuck sheep too.

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  4. Whatever happened to good ole fashioned masturbation?!

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  5. Agressive Fruit I blogged the "horse lover" back on August 17th of last year. I called that blog "Neigh means neigh"

    http://reggiesblogspotrantings.blogspot.com/2009/08/neigh-means-neigh.html

    That man was reprehensible, he actually gave the horse a disease.

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  6. Don't think they don't John, they're some thirsty mofos!!!

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  7. That's just not in style anymore; besides, do you want to go blind?!?

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  8. And what if he gets tired of that goat? Can he divorce it and marry another?


    Lol

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  9. "That's just not in style anymore; besides, do you want to go blind?!?"

    If that were really case, I would have been blind by the time I was 13.

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  10. He might not be able to divorce the goat Val, but he can sure "curry" it's ass!!! He won't be the first man to think about killing his wife; but he would certainly be unique in wanting to go all Jeffrey Dalhmer on her ass!!!

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  11. reggie... i honestly dont know who would post/print a story like THAT and call it news?? i mean COME ON!

    its just rediculous... and no... just NO

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  12. bama! so you blog as well? fancy finding your blog searching for stuff on rssmicro. small (digital) world huh?

    man and goat. what a dreadful affair

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  13. Michelle you know that there are all kinds of animal lovers out there that are totally entralled by this type of thing. Hell I laughed for twenty minutes after reading this.

    Ya know, all love stories aren't about Romeo and Juliet.

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  14. Anonymous, you're still anonymous to me since I have absolutely no clue as to who you are......but I suppose that's okay. Come again.

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  15. Maybe it was alright because both he and the goat were Black.
    "Sugar" (The STD infected horse) was tall and blond while her "mate" was a Black dude.
    (You know that is not allowed in the South.)

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  16. If it's not allowed in the south, then why am I fair skinned with hazel eyes John?!?

    Interracial boning has been going on since the beginning of time my brother; and I don't believe it'll be slowing down anytime soon.

    Ya know John, that man had to be one nasty motherfucker to give a goddamned horse a venereal disease. I'll bet all the local farm animals start running the minute that thirsty bastard shows his face in a barn.

    If I was old McDonald, I'd shoot his ass!!!

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  17. Uhhhhh.... I feel more sorry for the goat.

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  18. ha!
    brother reggie this is a funny one

    first and foremost, a half human half goat is called a satyr or faun depending on the feet. I don't think pan or faunus is coming to the modern world, for one simple reason, their parentage where gods, even though they came out , two sides of the agrarian lifestyle.

    I loved the elders solution in sudan.
    That is slick really. You raped a woman, you have to take care of here, regardless of her species.

    though, what happens when a man puts his nose in a flowers petals, that could be considered rape, though the personage is hermaphrodite.

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  19. Yeah but Folk, when you put lipstick on a goat, it is still a goat.

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  20. When I read your response Brother MK, my first thought was that Kim Kardashian may be part centaur, because she's got a centaur's ass.

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  21. After searching what she looked like brother reggie,
    I guess you can give her the horses buttocks rank. But, why is it she looks different sizes in different photos?

    regardless, what rank would you give, buffie the body or your girl esther baxter?:) [this pertains to another place in the blogverse , for any bloga's who may read this and are thinking foolish thoughts]

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  22. there were two instances here in trinidad in the not so distant past (last year) where men were caught in compromising positions with goats...

    one said he and the goat had an understanding and the other one said he was just trying to make friends with the goat...

    SICK SICK SICK!@!!

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  23. Let's get one thing straight Brother MK, Esther Baxter is a complete and utter goddess and every other fine woman, like Buffie is a step below. I'm sure that her breath smells like milk and sugar mixed together......no doubt about it.

    Now don't get me wrong, I've got much love for Buffie the body. As a matter of fact, she looks like she's got a chair under her skirt, she might be part centaur too. But for me, Esther looks just a tad bit sweeter.

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  24. Horny bastards!!!

    Trinitee Sees are the feminine pickings there that slim?!?

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  25. :)hahaha!
    I can not disagree brother reggie, she may make me melt in her presence:) [i used the word may so easily, then in reality be giggling and other inexperienced stuff]

    that is a great line, "every other fine woman is a step below"

    well said, well said

    buffie , esther and an assortment :) of others looks sweet to me. Sometimes one more than the other on a given day. I would say esther is more manageable than buffie and a little stronger uptop, which i know is elemental for you:). so it all depends.

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  26. Beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder; and to be sure, beauty is only skin deep, ugly is clean to the bone.

    My father used to always say that if you look at any woman, you'll see something that you like. It's just easy to identify what I like when I look at Esther.

    Damn she's gorgeous as hell!!!

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