A couple of days ago I heard about a story of a half man/half sheep born in Greece. While I didn't buy the story, I was curious enough to seek out the article online. Needless to say, it was bullshit. Of course, it's impossible for there to be any type of hybrid animal/human born; since a man's chromosomes and a sheep's chromosomes aren't quite the same. I think I recall that from high school biology.
Anyway, after reading that story, I saw another story that peaked my interest. This particular story was actually a couple of years old; but when I read it I laughed so hard, I knew I would have to blog about it. It was a story about a horny ass Sudanese man.
When I say horny, this man was apparently horny as hell. The Sudanese man had been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man in a compromising position with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat since he paid the bride price; and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat and tried to run, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the local newspaper."
....and they lived happily ever after.