Last night I did something that I rarely ever do. I actually sat and watched the Grammys. When I tell you that I rarely watch the Grammys; the last time I actually watched the Grammys, Michael Jackson was singing Billie Jean and moonwalking during the show. Yes, it had been awhile. Then again, even though I have digital cable, I didn't feel as though I had much of a choice. It was either the Grammys, a lame college basketball game, The Pro Bowl or reruns of Reno 911.
I enjoyed the show, I'm not entirely sure why I stopped watching these types of shows. I honestly enjoyed most of the performances and I really enjoyed seeing Stephen Colbert actually get a Grammy of his own. Of course the minute I saw Wyclef onstage, I immediately thought of the plight of the Haitians and all those displaced people and all those Haitian orphans. Of course then, the minute I thought of underage orphans I thought of R. Kelly and Michael Jackson. I'm sure R. Kelly would love to pee on all the little Haitian girls; and no doubt, Michael Jackson would have wanted to bring all the little boys to Neverland, so he could play with them and give them some "Jesus juice". That Mike was a special kind of guy. I wonder how many Haitian boys Michael would have wanted to adopt? None probably, because they all look like he did when he was a little boy and we all know that he's not exactly enamored with that particular look. But Robert, I'm sure he wouldn't have cared, he looks like an equal opportunity golden shower man to me.
Speaking of Michael, I wonder how Michael Jackson ordered his children?!? Because clearly, those children don't have an ounce of Jackson blood in them. I guess I could be wrong....maybe they had their facial reconstructive surgery at an early age?!? When I order my lunch, I know what I want; I'll usually get a two piece white with a biscuit or a cheeseburger with some fries.
Maybe when Michael Jackson ordered his children he said that he wanted a two piece white, with a side order of small noses and straight hair?!?
I just wonder just how much someone must hate what they see in the mirror to want children that look nothing like them?!? I'd ask him myself, but I don't think he can hear me.