Damn those Girl Scouts!!!
I saw them standing in front of the grocery store again today. Those disgusting little wenches!!! Trying to look all sweet and whatnot. Pimping those damned tasty assed cookies and trying to lay that heavy guilt trip on a brother.
You know.....their "Please mister please buy my cookies."
They must go through some serious mind altering psychological training to learn how to make those pleading eye faces like that damned cat from Puss N Boots.
I can't let them get me, I can't be deterred!!!
I'm trying hard....so hard to eat right and exercise on a regular.
I exercise on a regular basis, not to get buff mind you; I'm just trying to avoid getting titties. Titties on a man just aren't cute.
I'm trying to knock this B-cup I'm sporting down. Sure that C-cup looks good on my wife, but it sure as hell wouldn't look good on me. If mine get any bigger I'm gonna need a manzierre or maybe even a bro.
Trust me that's just not a good look on a man.
Truth be told, I'm a straight up fiend for some Thin Mints. Some Thin Mints and a big ass glass of ice cold milk are the business!!!
I've sat and eaten a sleeve or two of those damned cookies many a day.
Do you like Girl Scout cookies?!? I sure as hell wish I didn't!!!