Monday, January 28, 2013

Crusty hooves and Tranny-esque style

 Today I was witness to a crime.....a crime I might add that unfortunately I've seen all too often over the years.
 
Oh I know you're looking at that picture of "Holiday Heart" up there and wondering...."Why is Reggie putting holiday pictures in his post when that ended a month ago?!?"

Right?!?
 
Well, just gimme a chance here.......
Hear me.....
 
I'm a man.  I can't even begin to imagine how difficult it is to be a woman.  I realize that women have it tough. I mean, take me for instance....I've been shaving my head for 25 years because I'm too lazy to brush or comb it.  But everyday without fail, I rise out of the bed and take a shower and brush my teeth.....and I don't forget the Listerine either.  I take the time to take care of the bare essentials.
 
What I'm saying is....I'm in and out of the bathroom fairly quickly and I know for the most part, you ladies need to spend extra time in there.
 
I'm not saying that's a bad thing either because I for one realize that you ladies have a lot more stuff to take care of when you're in the bathroom or just getting yourself together; and I'm sure I speak for all the fellas when I say, take that extra time.
 
Please make sure that everything is together, BEFORE you leave home.
 
Yeah, I know I haven't gotten to the point yet....but I'm getting there, so please be patient.
Okay okay okay, before I make my point......just one more thing, so please bare with me.


I don't know what the weather's like where you are, but down here in South Carolina, lately we've regularly been seeing temperatures in the 70s.....which is what happened today.
 
Which has something to do with "said crime".
 
You see, unfortunately, some of the "ladies" down here....and specifically in my office haven't adjusted to those warm temperatures when it was fairly cold for a couple of weeks earlier in the year.
 
Hey, I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.
 
So......................
 
Apparently some of the ladies in my office ended up coming out of that "wrap" or that "wig" or that "scarf" they had on their heads prematurely....before they could properly take care of that bargain basement weave they've been sporting for a couple of weeks under it; and they've decided to jump the gun and put on those open toed shoes BEFORE getting that much needed pedicure too. 
In short, with those jacked up weaves and busted hooves they're sporting.....I'm just gonna go ahead and say it, they look like trannies.
 
Yeah, trannies.  I said it.  It is what it is.
 
 Please please please don't walk around looking like you've walked through flour or that you're part Wookie or Hobbit on your mother's side or that you've just walked ten miles on a rocky road or cement barefoot.  Before you whip out those hooves....please take the time to do that thing that so many of you are decent enough to do.

Do what you want to with your feet......get a pedicure or don't, just don't make the rest of us have to look at it too if your feet are jacked up and crusty and you decided to wear open toed shoes.
If your weave....or your natural hair or whatever the hell you've got up there and your feet look like this........
 
I................why?!?
 
Why?!?
 
Why?!?
Look here, all I'm saying is that if you're gonna sport those open toed shoes, then at least have the common decency to get a pedicure...........before someone loses their lunch and last night's dinner too.  Before you share your 'do with the world, get your head taken care of..................please!!!! Don't kick that tranny-esque style.  It's just not a good look.
 Yeah I know you've heard of Gangnam Style, well clearly there's a Tranny Style too.

55 comments:

  1. see, right there is the problem with horse-hair wigs and handsome women; give it a few weeks in and you have a bonafied tranny. Just this morning I seen this woman on the train with an unkept Indian-looking wig, rough nappy undergrowth pushing out from the sides and shit. don't she have a like mirror or a man/woman/child to pull her up? I know I ain't letting any woman I know off the hook

    not a good look

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    1. Yeah Chrome.....ya know.....

      I guess I was trying to say that, without saying that. Thanks for cutting through the bullshit.

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  2. OMG ... you are suffering serious "foot abuse" ... could send you my footsies as a screensaver ... and you'll be all better in no time :)

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  3. Where on earth do you get these pictures, Reggie?

    I was thinking the other day that it is getting a bit warm outside. It is time for me to go get a pedicure. I would think most of us would do this before wearing open toed shoes. I'm a flip flop type of gal, but I like my feet nice.

    You tripping about the trannies. My job is next to the male hustler ho stroll, and we have some here in Midtown who are quite glamorous. Makes you look twice! I'm sure their feet and wigs are tight and right!

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    1. You can find practically anything on the Internet LadyLee.

      Today it's 75 degrees out where I live LadyLee, it's beautiful out.....but everything out there just isn't beautiful. You would think that a lady would pay close attention to those little details.

      To be honest with you, I've only ever seen busted Trannies. I'm sure that there are those out there that are very conscientious when it comes to these things, but I guess I'm just not paying that close attention to them. I guess the ones I seem to see just aren't even trying.

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  4. I needed more warning because the 1st foot picture made me spit out my coffee!

    My father used to marginalize women who came out of the house busted... me included. I learned early on that that men being the visual creatures that they are and women being the catty individual they are, It's to my best interest to keep tight outside the house.

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    1. The first time I saw that hoof, I may have spit my own coffee out Serenity.

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  5. HAHA! I cant stand to see anyone walking around in sandals and didnt get a pedi! I get pedicures every other week all year round so in sneakers or sandals my feet stay nice.

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    1. Erica some people just don't have a clue. I'm not asking that they get pedicures twice a month, but something regular should be the consideration when they've got their dogs out.

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  6. *tries to figure out which of those feet belong to Oprah*

    I bet Gail makes Oprah wear socks to bed. Just sayin'.

    But, why are you bringing Transpeople into this?

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    1. Why do you think that Oprah's hooves are foul Val and why you gonna go there on Gail..........Just sayin'.

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  7. I've seen those bad boys, Reggie. She has bunions as big as Stedman.

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    1. Yeah and Stedman's got a head the size of Yankee Stadium.

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  8. Those pics are a mess Reg! Lawd,I hate jacked up feet. Vaseline on the feet every night does wonders.

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    1. Truth be told, usually the only thing that goes on my feet are soap and water....even lotion is a rare thing for my hooves.

      But I take care of my feet for the most part. I wear sandals throughout the year without shame.

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  9. This is simply an issue of self-respect and pride. People who care about their appearances don't do such things. If one can't take care of themselves before they leave the house (and that includes women who put on makeup in traffic), they need to stay home.

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    1. This is true J.A.H. I have no idea how many times I've been on my way to work and watched a woman put on makeup in her rearview mirror. It was as if the steering wheel was in the way of her putting her makeup on.

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  10. In defence of some trannies I know and even a couple transgendered, they are always on point with their grooming, maintenance and appearance. It's the trifling collective that make your post necessary. It's a frightful sight to see the cracked heels, ashy feet, and chipped polish being exposed.

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, my feet may not be the prettiest, but they're clean, soft, and well-maintained.

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    1. In truth..........I don't know any trannies. I really don't have a point of reference. You could be absolutely right and the only trannies I even notice are the one's that are jacked up and look like Jamie Foxx, complete with the beard and the sideburns in a bad wig.

      I hate it when people take those cracked up, dry, crusty, jacked up hooves out for all to see.

      I could say that about my feet BluJewel and I'm a man.

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    2. I know a guy who cross dresses and he's pretty immaculate with his grooming when he is out there as a female.

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    3. Okay but do you think that if you didn't know him and you saw him out, would you realize that he was indeed a man No Labels? Or would you know?

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    4. Well, if I didn't know him, he is done up so well that you would swear that he was a guy. He doesn't have the stereotypical things to look for (like a prominent adam's apple or anything like that). The voice, since it's not overly feminine, may be the only thing that gives him away.

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    5. No feet that look like he's wearing boots, no razor stubble and no hands like baseball mitts?!?

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  11. Good thing I'd already eaten lunch before clicking onto your blog and getting a whiff of the toes in these images. Scary. I can't help but wonder how does one allow their feet to reach the point of no return. Smh.

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    1. Don, truth be told, the first time I saw that picture it had the same effect on me.

      Yeah, you'd think that one might be concerned if their hooves looked like the ones pictured above.

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  15. I am so tempted to drop on the floor laughing but I'm just going to chuckle until my tummy hurts.

    But you do have a point. Lotion is skin's friend.

    Miss seeing you around my blog. How have you been?

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    1. I have had a rough couple of weeks No Labels, I have been out of town and I have traveled quite a bit. I promise to get around your way before this weekend is out.

      Yeah we could all stand to use some lotion, I don't use it like talking about myself.

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  17. Happy you're back with us Reggie. You have been missed.

    I always make sure I take care of myself. Unless I am on my death bed sick, I am put together. I love beauty products, mani-pedi days, and making sure I look my best. There is no excuse to look a hot mess. You don't have to spend thousands of dollars to look good either :).

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      I agree, it just takes a little time and effort not to look like who did it and what for.

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