Like most people, I have a few pet peeves.
Nothing too serious, mind you, I believe that my pet peeves are probably things that bother most people.
First of all, I can't stand nasty ass people. I've said it before and I will say it again.....and probably again.....I firmly believe that instead of 7 drawfs, there were originally 10 drawfs. But 7 of those 10 dwarfs asked Cheesy, Funky and Nasty to leave.
Is it too much to expect that a grown ass man would wash his hands before he leaves the men's room?!? Whether or not you were in that back stall, yet again, sounding as if you were giving birth....is irrelevant to me. Shouldn't we all wash our hands before leaving the bathroom?!?
Why would a man take a coffee cup into a bathroom stall with him?!?
Why is it that when a man that doesn't wash his hands.....and I've seen him exit the men's room without washing his hands. Why is it that when he extends his hand for me to shake and I just look at his bacteria encrusted paw, rather than shake it......why is it that I would be called rude for not shaking his nasty ass hand?!?
Is it too much in a professional office environment to expect a grown man not to say "dis" or "dat" (even in the south)?!? Please please don't look at me and say "you know how we do". I don't expect the queen's English, but what in the flap jack titty hell does "gooney goo goo" mean?!?
Is it too much to expect that your coworkers in said professional environment would brush their teeth daily so that their mouth didn't smell like bear pussy?!?
Is it too much in a professional environment to expect that you wouldn't be forced to smell another human being's body?!?
Why would any adult smell like onions or a fish market at 8 o'clock in the morning?!?
Is it too much to expect a grown man to go into the men's room and not fill up the toilet before he flushes it?!? What is so hard about the drop and flush method?!? Why must I be forced to shout over the stall and request a "courtesy flush"?!? Why must my eyes water when I go into the men's room after that person leaves......and probably without washing his hands?!?
What kind of person sneezes into their hand and wipes it on their pants?!?
Why are some people so goddamned nasty?!?
What are some of your pet peeves?!?