Sunday, July 22, 2012

What in the hell did you do to your titties?!?

There are very few things in this world that look as bad as a bad boob job.  I have often wondered just who thought that it was a good idea to make a woman look like someone shoved two grapefruit under her skin.


Tell me, doesn't this look like it actually hurts?!?


Who could possibly think this looks good?!?
 Even if I wasn't a diehard Alabama fan, I would tell you that this Auburn fan's boob job isn't particularly flattering.  After all, are they supposed to look like two softballs?!?
 Why would there be a whole in the chest as well as a space wide enough to kick a field goal between this woman's boobs?!?
 If they looked this bad after the boob job, I wonder how bad they looked before?!?
 No ma'am, no ma'am that dog don't hunt because this shit just doesn't look right!!!  Aren't they supposed to look somewhat real?!? Not only that, since Dr. Frankenstein put them together; shouldn't he have at least tried to make them look like they weren't trying to escape out of her chest?!? Shouldn't they at least look somewhat identical?!?
 Really?!?  I honestly don't know what to say to this.  She actually paid someone to do this to her.
 Even though she looks extra crispy, her boobs look extra leathery and rock hard to the touch.
Why would anyone intentionally do this to themself?!? Why would anyone want clown titties?!?
I wonder how much she paid for this?!? This must be a discount boob job!!
Why?!? Why?!? Why?!?  Why would anyone think that this is a good look?!?
What was she thinking?!? It's not as if she needed breast implants in the first place; and now between her swollen lips and her boobage she looks like she's been stuffed like a turkey.
Not only is thenana ill, but so are these jacked up boobs she paid for.
I'm probably gonna have nightmares about this cryptkeeper body she's sporting above.  And who knows, maybe I will have nightmares about this tragic shit below too.

Why either one of these women thought that these were good looks is beyond me.  I honestly don't get it, they both look like hot messes.
 My god, will you just look at this!!! Did she mean to do this to herself?!?
If Whitney had a smidgen of "The Greatest Love" for her own body, she wouldn't have been smoking that shit and making her boobs look like this.
 Maybe all of these women should have done what Kim did and just go ahead and pay the extra nickel for a good boob job?!?

58 comments:

  1. I like boobs, but fake ones are awful most of the time. It's a shame that Kim Kardashian's look the best.

    Have you ever felt a fake boob? I have a few friends with them. Some feel real (sort of), and others are hard as rocks.

    I'm proud of my big, soft and real boobs!!!

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  2. No I can't say that I have ever felt a fake boob Mlvlatina. I will say though that most that I have seen look like they'd be hard to the touch, like a baseball or softball just under something soft.

    I'm sure I've seen some and didn't realize they were implants; and clearly all implants don't look like the ones above. But when they look bad, they look really bad.

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    1. You don't know what your missing until you've felt fake boobs, especially the ones that look like oversized softballs. Come to think of it, they feel like oversized softballs and take all the sex out of sexy and just leave you thinking...

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    2. Hmmmmmm Curious, I can't say that my wife would be too pleased with me if I started feeling strange boobs, but I will take your advice under advisement.

      Interesting thoughts.

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  3. There is nothing worse than a bad boob job!

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    1. When it's so bad they start to look like a cat, it's really bad to be sure.

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  5. I would say though Reggie.. if(especially as a woman) you make your living from your image rather than any particular talent .. I can understand the pressure to maintain that image..also, I don't think ( men in particular.. but women also) are fans of saggy boobs.. yet that is the reality for many women. I guess some of us can only take so much 'reality'. If the job is done poorly ( as it quite often is) they should perhaps get it corrected.. at no extra cost.. but it is surgery.. and a lot for anyone to go under the knife again for.

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    1. I can't speak for all men of course; but I for one would prefer to see a woman's boobs impacted by living and gravity than two skin enclosed baseballs that were under her chin.

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    2. Anything natural usually beats anything artificial.

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  6. lol!!.. well said Reggie.. nice to hear

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    1. While the pictures above may lean towards the extreme, they are very very unattractive.

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  7. LMAO, i just got to say i loved this post! It was hilariously accurate! Extreme pics, yes, but in the long run, even the best boob jobs can end in disaster! Longevity does not have a place in implants.

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    1. I know that there are many women out that that want big boobs that defy gravity and all that, but is it really that serious?!?

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    2. After a while, big boobs that defy gravity start looking unnatural. I'd rather just get a custom bra to give me the lift that spend thousands of dollars on something which can turn disastrous. Better yet, if the smaller chested women out there knew the downfalls of having bigger breasts (difficulty in finding bras, clothes fitting properly, back pain, etc.), I think they would think twice.

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    3. We both know No Labels that all those women see is the attention that women with larger breasts seem to get from the opposite sex.

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  8. I never did get the need for breast implants, unless they were called for due to cosmetics (i.e. physical deformity). I did encounter one female up close who had implants (didn't intentionally touch them). They seemed well-proportioned to her body (she was curvy). The women in the pics don't seem to have that proportion (minus Kim.K) and look all whacked out. Heck, most of them just aren't that attractive.

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    1. Maybe you're right ch555x because many of them aren't that attractive to begin with.....but the boob jobs take them all to a new level of low.

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  9. I saw an advertisement a few months ago, it read: models wanted, must have natural breast... I wonder why? .. lol.. And why are these ladies messing up their faces with those fat ugly lips? .. love the post..

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    1. Every white woman seems to want full lips....why is that 1manview?

      I remember when the movie "10" came out years ago. All these Caucasian women started getting cornrolls and wanted a full body and that tanned look. I remember thinking they wanted to look more ethnic.

      Tell me that's not what the full lip thing is about?!?

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  10. You always give me a great laugh when I stop by here! As a person with fantastic breasts :) I thank God that I did not have to subject my body to the self mutilation these women obviously have. It's really tragic what's considered beautiful these days. Just say no to fake! lol

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    1. "As a person with fantastic breasts :)"

      No Gorgeous_Puddin don't be modest, tell us what you really think.

      It is really and truly tragic what's considered beautiful these days. I couldn't agree with that statement more. I've always been amazed by the "Hollywood" and "runway" look that has been popular for so long. I have never understood why a man would be attracted to a woman that had the body of a 12 year old boy with boobs....or no boobs in some instances. There is something sick about that. I don't know if it's about pedophilia or what.

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    2. I find that sometimes you have to pat yourself on the back! LOL!

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    3. You know you're right. Sometimes if you don't toot your own horn, no one else will do it for you.

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  11. As you know, I've gone through breast reconstruction and augmentation and trust me when I say, THAT SHIT HURTS! Having a foreign object implanted behind breast muscle that forces the natural design and shape of your body and chest wall is nothing to sneeze at. Hell, you can't sneeze without bracing yourself for the damn pain the ensues as a result. I fail to understand why women can't just leave shit alone. A neat and well structured augmentation that gives you a NATURAL look, I can let slide, but when you start going 2+ cups sizes bigger, I got beef with that. The lip implants and whatever else boolshyt they do in out of my scope of comprehension.

    I'm fortunate that my surgeon was good and knew what the hell he was going to ensure my surving breast remained natural looking and that my implant on the affected breast didn't look crazy. I realize that my situation is a little different, but like I said, I can speak to the subject and say that IMPLANTS HURT. They also cost a fortunate in surgery and new bras to house them.

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    1. It's one thing when it's reconstructive surgery; but it's another thing when you just look in the mirror and see imperfection and decide to go the nip/tuck route.

      I can only imagine BluJewel and I want to say that I truly appreciate you taking the time to come by my post and share something so personal.

      Thanks again for the comment.

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  12. Wow. These are some pretty extreme examples of bad, bad boobages. But you wanna know what's worse? Bad booty implants. They just look cartoonish & CRAZY! Ladies, please repeat after me: Silicone is NOT a friend of the butt-cheeks!


    One.

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    1. Ya know Lin, your description of the butt implant issue sounds just about as fucked up as the busted boob jobs.

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    2. Hmm....wonders if Reggie has done a separate one about booty implants...

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    3. Nah I haven't, but.........or maybe I should spell that "butt" I reserve the right to do that sometime in the future No Labels.

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    4. I look forward to reading your take on "butt" implants. Although it seems like Kim K's butt is expanding and I am wondering "butt injections" or pants just working their magic...

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    5. I've never written anything about butt implants....but maybe I will..........

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  13. All of this madness, because women are shamed to be a member of the itty bitty tittie committee! Ain't nothing wrong with that committee! I'd rather have beautifully shaped, curvy and well proportioned small breasts, than those horrors that sit underneath my armpits, or one under my armpit and the other under my chin!

    Ladies, there are grapes, plums, oranges, cantalopes, and watermelons! They all are good tasting and good for you! When you try to make everything watermelon, take note of the mess that results.

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    1. That's an interesting way to look at it Anna Renee. Especially since you took the whole fruit basket thing to a whole new level.

      Breasts are to women, what penis size is for men. Those without want what others seem to have through birth. I suppose some people just covet what they don't have and they see as greatly desired by all.

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    2. EXACTLY! Anna Reese is feeling me (no pun intended)...be a proud member of the committee! LOL I'd never get implants unless it was some sort of reconstructive measure.

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    3. Enlarged parts are important to people, that's why they do this. I swear if I get one more "would you like to enlarge your penis" email I'm gonna choke. To Anna Renee's and your point BayouCreole we need to learn to appreciate what we already have.

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    4. Yeah it was interesting wasn't it?!?

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  14. OMG i've been complaining about this exact same thing for over 20 yrs

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    1. Daij it's as wrong as two left shoes....particularly when they look the way they do above.

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  15. If you want to blame someone for bad boob jobs then look no further than yourself, or the people across the street or the people in the next state. As a society we are so obsessed with youth and beauty that anyone over a certain age, especially a women, has exceeded their shelf life or sell buy date and are no longer fit for consumption.

    So women are forced to in weird way, shave their pussies and plump and perk up their breasts so they could look like how they wished they had looked at 15 in order to get some attention from a man or an industry that is run by a man.

    Unfortunately, it all seems to work, but I hear you.

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    1. Its definitely about societal pressures Curious. With women it's breasts and with men it's penis size. I wish I had a nickel for every email I've ever received offering to incrase my penis size. It's all just oh so silly as hell.

      Sad isn't it?!?

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    1. Yeah these pictures do look pretty bad don't they?

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  17. implants always look like. . . well. . . implants! they look fake as hell and just ugh!

    I was blessed with great boobs so i don't get it at all.

    P.S Every time you typed titties i broke out into a fit of laughter!

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    1. What I started to do was to use a different word for titties throughout the post.........then I got lazy and stopped.

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  18. Oh my! I wish I could take back seem some of those images. Yuck! When will women realize that what they have is more than enough? Sad.

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  19. My eyes!!! Wow all of these women, excluding Kim K. looks dreadful. I wonder if they look in the mirror and regret what they have done to themselves.

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    1. You would think so huh?!? Shit looks bad right?!?

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  20. I wouldn't change my small boobs for the world. There was a time when I'd entertained the thought that I'd get a lift after child bearing, but I don't think so now.

    I've found that there're men who find small boobs attractive as well as there are those who prefer big boobs. Not that I let what men prefer define me, but heck it does matter.

    I'd say any day that natural boobs are better than bad boob jobs.

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    1. I couldn't agree more Inez. I don't know for the life of me why some of these women give themselves softball boobs and clown titties. They just look absolutely ridiculous.

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  21. I know the craze is for women to have bigger breasts but if they are too big, they can cause complications with your back. Plus, from a shopping standpoint, you are spending more money on bras and even money to get shirts custom fitted because when the breasts are bigger, you normally have to compensate by getting the shirt a size bigger, especially if your midriff area isn't as expansive as your chest tissue.

    For me, if I could afford it, I would get a reduction. I am naturally chesty. I have to get measured and custom fitted for bras and either go to a specialty bra shop or play the guessing game on line because no regular store carries my size.

    People who wish for bigger breasts do not understand the headaches or expense that comes with it...but if it is to be done, at least have it done right.

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    1. I can understand where that would be a real pain in the ass No Labels.....of course, I don't have boobs. But I can imagine what a pain in the ass it must be buying the proper "foundations".........and having to continue to buy them.

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