Saturday, February 12, 2011

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!!!

 It's still cold outside and yet I've seen more and more people wearing shorter skirts and short sleeved attire over the last several days. I don't have a problem with that, provided they take the time to lotion up their ashy ass appendages.  During the last week I saw some of the ashiest elbows, ankles, knees and hooves (that blog entry will be forthcoming) that I've seen in awhile.
 Me?!?

Oh yeah, I'm ashy every single day.  Why? Because I wash my hands constantly (germaphobe) and I absolutely refuse to put lotion on every single time I go to the men's room. But if anything that should actually make people feel better about me since you know I'm washing my mitts while I'm in there. The people you want to watch out for are the ones that come out of the bathroom with soft, moist hands...they ain't washing theirs. While I might not be as ashy as Larry, Reggie can be a fairly ashy dude too (full disclosure).  But I'm absolutely NOT the person walking around in open toed shoes with feet that look like I just walked through flour.

....and for God's sake, please put some Chapstick on those crusty ass lips!!!
Is it too much to ask that people use lotion and Chapstick on a regular basis?!?

36 comments:

  1. I think it is. People no longer care about our feelings. ATTENTION LAZY PEOPLE! I shouldn't have to look at the crust in your eye, the dry skin hanging off your lips, or the two day ash clinging to your elbows. It's just WRONG. Stop it before I start handing out citations ;).

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  2. Ain't it trifling Mlvlatina?!? By all means go ahead and start writing those citations.

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  3. It is so funny that you would mention this in your blog; just a couple of days ago while leaving a restroom on campus a young man came out of a stall and didn't bother to wash his hands instead he went out the door, I was so damn angry that I almost brought his arse back in there to wash his hands, at least he took the time to flush.

    I wash my hands so often during the course of the day that my hands are very often ashy, but clean. I fear catching someone else's cold or germs especially if I don't have to come in contact with their germs.

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  4. Great talking point there Reggie

    LOL yes please ladies and gentle men of those risk adverse to lotion. PUT some on for goodness sakes........

    Aint nothing worse than a smartly dressed lady so you think huh boi by the time you get to her feet and ooohh those lovely open toe shoes and bam CRUSTYFIED minging dry FOOT did she not bother with the bottom half of her body lol.....

    In reference to Chet's post I agree with you how NASTY to finish from the bathroom and not wash your hands ewwwwww doesn't bare to think how much germs must be breeding on the door handle to the bathroom yuck......hence why I do not eat nuts placed at the bar only goodness knows whats gwan:).

    Ok so not everyone can afford some expensive ass hand lotion so invest in some good old store brand does the job as intended.
    I just think some people simply don't give two hoots about hygiene full stop yikes.....

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  5. Chet we must be brothers from another mother because I wash my hands so often through the day that women are forever handing me lotion. Everyone I know seems to comment on my ashy hands. One day after meeting a business contact I excused myself and when I returned and he stepped out of the office one of my peers asked me was it really necessary for me to have to go and wash my hands after shaking hands with that man. She went on to say that she'd been noticing that whenever I shook hands with anyone that I ALWAYS went to the bathroom immediately thereafter to wash my hands........as if there was something crazy about that. I looked her dead in her face and told her....yes as a matter of fact it is necessary for me to do that.

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  6. ChilledLeo I would NEVER eat anything open in a bar for the very reason that you described. Motherfuckers are nasty all around the world.

    I used to work with a guy who would go into a bathroom stall to take a shit and he'd take his cup of coffee with him.

    I was like..........WTF?!?

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  7. OMG thats plain old RANK ewwwwww....

    I work with scientists and you would think they should know better but some of them are just as disgusting too!!!!!!!

    I tend to carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer with me so if I can't get to the bathroom on time to wash my hands at least theres always that quick interim spray and wipe :).

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  8. ChilledLeo I go to the bathroom at least a couple of times a day JUST to wash my hands. I firmly believe that rather than 7 dwarfs there were originally 10; but the other 7 dwarfs told CHEESY, FUNKY and NASTY to leave.

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  9. LMAO.................I may have to agree with you on that lol

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  10. Cocoa butter!!!! They also do a good lip balm too. Keeps my lips soft and kissable.

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  11. Soft and kissable.....I like the sound of that. It's unfortunate that more people out there don't roll like that Beauty and Health Editor.

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  12. lol julius' feet always look like he just walked thru flour!! But, he always wears socks... and if he is going OUT... he usually rubs up with some baby oil in the shower... which is nice, and smells good too ;)

    when my skin gets dry... you cant really tell... but i always have some lotion on my dresser... and it gets used every day... after every shower... and sometimes i shower 3 times a day... just cuz i like the water and the company *wink* :)

    its still hella cold here... but i see people wear shorts all winter long... i wonder if theyre insane?

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  13. Classic Reggie quote:

    "If anything that should actually make people feel better about me since you know I'm washing my mitts while I'm in there. The people you want to watch out for are the ones that come out of the bathroom with soft, moist hands...they ain't washing theirs."

    Hahahahaha!
    You're a trip.

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  14. Michelle I just came back in from being out. I went out in sandals since it's 65 here today; and I didn't put any lotion on either, luckily my hooves weren't looking jacked up.

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  15. Alee I'm serious, the hand washing thing is rather foul. That's always been one of my biggest pet peeves. There are men I know that have lost their hand shaking privileges from me behind that trifling shit.

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  16. I started laughing at the title, and could not wait to see what the heck you were talking about! Boy you are SO crazy!!!! Hooves Reggie??

    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I needed this laugh, really I did!!

    For the record I'm never ashy. Cocoa Butter and Shea Baby oil gel is AWESOME on feet.

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  17. Reggie,
    I keep a small bottle of lotion in the car. That and about 3 vials of chap stick. But I have to admit that I sometimes forget to lotion up my dogs....But I never wear open toed sandals, so who is going to see them but me and the wifey?

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  18. I've been calling them hooves for years, I guess because some people's feet do actually look........and smell like hooves.

    Yeah, by all means, keep them hooves lotioned up.

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  19. Dirty Red I've always got lotion in my car too, but my damned Chapstick melted in there a while back. I just haven't gotten around to throwing that melted mofo out.

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  20. There ARE soaps with moisterizers in them.

    Are you sure your suffering from ash or is it just the Winter Yellows?
    Man... I took my socks off and my girl just fell out laughing at how pale my feet were.

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  21. Winter yellows my ass John. I get the spring, summer, fall and winter yellows.

    Shit I'm ashy now!!!

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  22. It seems to just be guys. I don't know what it is about guys and lotion but you act like the stuff is acid. It doesn't hurt! But you know what does hurt? Your ashy spiked feet when you try to rub those things on me in the bed. Go cocoa butter those puppies up then get back with me.

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  23. K Rock if I don't draw blood, then its no harm no foul.

    I actually work with a beautiful young woman whose elbows and ankles always look like she was rolling around in flour.

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  24. I'm big on hygiene is why I always cop a quick glance when someone holds their hand out for a shake. I do a quick psych profile, "hand washer?", "nose picker?", "ass scratcher?"

    met the profile and they only get a pound, nasty fuckers :~)

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  25. Chrome if I ever see a man in the bathroom and he doesn't wash his hands, he loses hand shaking privileges from me permanently. I don't care how it looks, it is what it is.

    I had a friend who would take his coffee cup into the bathroom stall with him and when he was finished and flushed, he'd walk out without washing his hands. I stopped shaking his hands the first time I saw him do that and when he asked why, I told him.

    Ain't no shame in my game.

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  26. I don't shake hands on the regular either because of that. I don't know where those hands have been. In the profession I'm in, I've seen people wipe ass with no gloves on...ewww!

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  27. Damn!!!

    That's a new level of nasty that should have a special word for it. That's just really fucked up!!!

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  28. "bayoucreole said...

    I don't shake hands on the regular either because of that. I don't know where those hands have been. In the profession I'm in, I've seen people wipe ass with no gloves on...ewww!"

    You've seen people wiping their asses with no gloves on! I sat here pondering this statement for 5 min(no joke) what the fuck do you do for a living? Ass inspector?

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  29. Yeah Major Mack, her statement kinda left me dumbfounded for a few minutes too. When I originally read that I had to step off for a few minutes and seriously contemplate that shit.

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  30. something involving geriactrics, perhaps? lol

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  31. Yeah but it would have to be something that expresses the extreme level of nastiness entailed Michelle. More than just "nasty motherfucker" to be sure.

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  32. Omg! I think you're my long lost brother... I'm the exact same way. I had a boss who used to wear sandals and the crust on her feet was so thick it looked like a dried up lake. I hated walking behind her because I swore skin flakes were flying back and hitting me...

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  33. DaenelT on an annual basis I post a blog entry called "Are these your hooves". It's just about that time for 2011.

    I used to work with a woman named Betty. Betty had some of the most jacked up hooves I'd ever seen. She had a damned crevice on the back of one of her heels. Her pantyhose were split at that spot whenever she wore them and if she didn't you could see that damned "Grand Canyon" crevice on her heel if she didn't.

    She had some jacked up hooves!!!

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  34. Ok, I'm coming in late hoping that Major Mack reads this.
    I didn't say I've seen people wipe THEIR OWN ASS...I'm a nurse so, if you know anything about the healthcare profession you should know that, sometimes ya gotta wipe someone else's ass.
    I've seen people do that without using gloves. You all have no idea of what really goes on in those hospitals....

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  35. I might not know what goes on in hospitals Bayou Creole; but I do know that what you just told me I will never forget.

    Whoever did that is just nasty as hell!!!

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