It's still cold outside and yet I've seen more and more people wearing shorter skirts and short sleeved attire over the last several days. I don't have a problem with that, provided they take the time to lotion up their ashy ass appendages. During the last week I saw some of the ashiest elbows, ankles, knees and hooves (that blog entry will be forthcoming) that I've seen in awhile.
Oh yeah, I'm ashy every single day. Why? Because I wash my hands constantly (germaphobe) and I absolutely refuse to put lotion on every single time I go to the men's room. But if anything that should actually make people feel better about me since you know I'm washing my mitts while I'm in there. The people you want to watch out for are the ones that come out of the bathroom with soft, moist hands...they ain't washing theirs. While I might not be as ashy as Larry, Reggie can be a fairly ashy dude too (full disclosure). But I'm absolutely NOT the person walking around in open toed shoes with feet that look like I just walked through flour.
....and for God's sake, please put some Chapstick on those crusty ass lips!!!
Is it too much to ask that people use lotion and Chapstick on a regular basis?!?