Thursday, May 3, 2012

Are these your hooves 2012?!?


Yeah it's that time of year again. 

Spring might be upon us; and while it's not summer just yet.....it sure feels like it.  I don't know where you live, but here in South Carolina the temperatures are in the 90s this week.

People are coming out of those winter clothes and they should.........after all, it's getting more than a little warm out there.

All I ask is that you exercise just a little regard for the rest of us.  If you're going to go with those open toed shoes........can you at least get those hooves together first?!?



 Is it too much to ask for you to get a goddamned pedicure before you put your hooves out there?!?

If you've got hooves like these pictured above.  If you've got Hobbit feet, crusty hooves, dead ladies feet or your dogs are straight busted...........can you please get a damned pedicure BEFORE you put on those open toed shoes?!? Is that too much to ask?!?


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  1. *In my Tasha from Everybody Hates Chris voice*: Oh, Reggie, you so crazy. Lol

    I think most of those people above would be kicked out of most salons if they tried to get a pedicure.

    Lol@the person with duct tape on their toes. I know duct tape supposedly has tons of uses but that's a bit much.

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    1. Val you know they say if the ancient Egyptians had duct tape The Sphinx would still have a nose.

      Even though I'm a heterosexual man I'll go and get at least one pedicure a year. A man's gotta take care of those hooves ya know. Once when I was getting a pedicure in New Jersey, I looked over and the "lady" in the spa next to me had like three or four different colored toenails......and she wasn't wearing any polish. That shit was foul as hell Val......foul as hell.

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  2. Aaaand that will teach me not to eat hummus when opening your blog again! LOL! The first two pairs seem to have some serious diseases. The last two look healthy, but unkempt. Either way - YUCK.

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    1. Now Catintherain I know you've been to my blog enough times to know that sometimes viewing and eating at the same time are a mistake.

      Hummus?!? Enjoy.......my daughter loves it.

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  3. Yeah, those folks in the 1st two are going to need an O.C.D.-affected pedicurist! The 2nd to last looks like an extreme hiker, so healing is in order (no problem with "finger-toes" in the last one). Even the most basic of foot care (clipping nails and washing/soaking) isn't hard to do.

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    1. Yeah, someone needs to take care of those dogs ch555x.

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  4. I'll be back for the "Carnal Knockage" post.

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    1. I know you will Heff; oh and by the way......ROLL TIDE!!!!

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  5. Got dammit Reggie!!!
    You got me AGAIN!!! Thank God I just finished my breakfast, and have a stomach of steel! But I got a headache, tho...

    Those suction cup toes are out of this world. I aint neva seent anything like them befo.

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    1. Now Anna Renee you know very well that this is how I roll. I have been posting these busted hooves for more than a few years now. This year I wanted to post some of the hooves of the folks that come to my blog....maybe next year?!?

      No, I wouldn't want to eat and look at any of these hooves.

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  6. Dude, the most popular photos on Facebook from my club are those taken of women's shoes. The thing is - all the shots are close ups. The women started to post comments about others' heels, ankles and toes so now every woman makes sure her feet are right if she's wearing shoes which may be caught on our Facebook page.

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    1. John women are funny about their feet; and they are quick to talk about another woman if she has jacked up hooves.

      I wanted to include some of my posters feet in this post, but apparently no woman would send a picture of her feet.

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  7. Wow, those are some jacked up feet!
    I've seen some jacked up looking feet in my day but...dayum!

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  8. Guess I could have sent you a picture after all lol I have perfect feet compared to those pictures

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    1. Yes Roz......you should have. I wanted to post some of the feet of the peeps that come to this post, but only one person actually bit.....so I didn't post any.

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  9. you are all sorts of special. its fairly warm all year here and folks always have on sandals. its kind of amazing some of the feet that be out.

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    1. Yeah some people have no shame Freckles, they'll pull foul hooves out any time of the year. It's just so sad and tragic........and foul as hell.

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  10. lol! positively disgusting :-) whats with that pic with the gaffer tape? lol!

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  11. My first response was YIKES!! LOL
    Reg, what no one sent pics of their feet?
    That's something to think about. Boobs...yes,Booty...yes.
    Feet...no.

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    1. Nah BayouCreole I didn't get much love where the feet posts were concerned. I guess no one wanted to be immortalized in one of my posts.

      I was prepared to make somebody famous.

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  12. oh dear reggie my feet dont look so bad afterall......lol. Wow people really be walking around with toenails that awfulllllll eeewwwwwww

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    1. Oh yeah ChilledLeo some of the hooves out there are completely jacked up.

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    1. They do tend to have that effect don't they?

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  14. Reggie My MAN! You should be in TeXas,some of the feet that I have witnessed this year they nearly TOP what you have posted....

    You should do WHITE shorts WHITE pants, Featuring yes I can see all of your ass(and then some) with no draws on. For Men Exhilarating I am certain! Well in some aspects maybe .lol

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    1. While my wife and I were out in downtown Charleston yesterday she saw "a lady in white". I don't get the look at all.

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  15. I thought the face chewing pictures were bad. Those feet above are gross!

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    1. Yeah someone desperately needs a pedicure.

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  16. Damn zombies everywhere, the least they could is take care of their feet.

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  17. Wow...where have you seen feet like that?

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    1. I sure as hell wouldn't want to see them within sniffing distance No Labels.

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    1. Don't front MissK, you know those hooves are sexy!!!

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  19. and yeah lol im with the other commentor Ive got perfect feet compared to these ewww

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