Friday, February 3, 2012

Fuck You!!!

 
I don't mean to go off on a rant here...........yeah..........yeah I do!!!

Fuck you!!!

You ignorant bitch!!! You are so incredibly shallow and wholly incapable of independent thought!!!

Fuck you and your fake ass concern about me and my family!!!
You know goddamned well that you don't even know my family!!!
Fuck you hard twice with a pinepple and stop asking me personal questions!!!
The reason I didn't tell you in the first goddamned place is because I didn't want you to know!!!

You gluttonous big collard green eating bitch I have no intention of telling you my business, so you can go around spreading it like a whore spreads her legs, like you do to everyone else!!!

Thank God you weren't born twins, because there couldn't possibly be that much stupid to go around!!!

Brush your fucking teeth, you nasty heifer!!!
Stop breathing on me with your husky hot breath, because your breath smells like wolf pussy and bear shit!!!

Fuck you!!!
By the way, I always see you when you look at my crotch. I just prefer to ignore it since I wouldn't think to piss on you if you were on fire!!! I find you to be physically repugnant, not to mention the plain and simple fact that you're a bit of a dullard!!!

Stop quoting the Bible at me, with your dumb as a bag of hammers ass!!! You're usually misquoting it anyway. Memorize the verses and understand the meaning before trying to educate my heathenous ass!!!

Don't tell me that you think I'm handsome again!!! I really don't want to have to ignore you yet again!!!
Please do me and the rest of the world a favor and go play on the interstate!!! Or better yet, please pour gasoline on yourself and play with matches you worthless piece of shit!!!

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!!!
Hopefully that didn't offend anyone....I just had to get that off my chest!!!

Anyone in particular you want to say fuck you to?!?

52 comments:

  1. Wow! I'm just gonna take all you said and insert names! I feel good all over, thank you!

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    1. This rant could apply to so many people.

      You know I call this blog Reggie's Rantings, but seldom do I really and truly rant.

      This is a rant.

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  2. You forgot to *drop the mic and walk off* because that sir was the EPIC-est F U I've ever heard!!

    Whoever did it would be completely DESTROYED if you let loose like that on them.

    I hope this vent helped you WOOSAAAAHHHHH! :)

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  3. Whoa! Damn, bruh! Breeeeeathe! Seriously. Exhale! Bet you feel mo betta now, doncha? If I could change the gender directive, I'd go w/ almost ALL of what you just ranted.

    I repeat: breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe, bruh!

    lol.

    One.

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  4. MizRepresent I'm good now, I just needed a minute. It was either rant or kill her; and even if he were alive I can't afford Johnny Cochran.

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  5. Yeah sometimes you've just gotta get it out Gorgeous Puddin.

    Now I can breath again.

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  6. If you only knew this person Moanerplicity, you'd understand.

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  7. Ahhhh, that felt goood! I lived vicariously through you! Thank you! There's a couple of lost souls that came to mind immediately! And to them I also say....what you said....all of it...the whole thing!!!!!

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  8. Desertflower either I say it here or I say it to her. While saying it to her would have felt much better, its probably best to just say it here and let it go.

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  9. Hilarious @ Val's "yikes."

    Reggie, my man, I'm sure you feel much better now after getting everything off your chest. Truth be told, I keep me an Eff It card in my back pocket as well.

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  10. I usually lurk, but I had to come out of hiding to say A-fucking-men! I love your blog...keep it up!

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  11. Don sometimes you've gotta let 'em know!!!

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  12. Anonymous you don't have to lurk.......come on out in the light.

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  13. Tripple AAA rant Reggie sometimes you just g get the FUCKING shiteeeeeee off ya chest

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  14. Yes indeed ChilledLeo I had to get that off my chest.

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  15. I feel a serious sense of relief now MochaPeach.

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  16. Uhm? Well, okay then. I guess you've spoken your peace.

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  17. I hope you did get it all out because your anger connects you to her.

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  18. Oh yes indeed, I needed to get that out BluJewel.

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  19. Yes my anger does connect me to her CalmCoach. That's easily evidenced by the fact that I'd still like to stick my foot so fat up her ass that she'd need a satellite just to track it.

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  20. Wow... glad we are cool. You are very verbal when your pissed off.

    Have a great day!!

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  21. uhhh I love a rant!

    many muthas I'd love to say eff you! to. with an AIDS infected dildo, the fucking bastards! some I want to say it to every single fucking day. take my work place. some people have that face you wanna say fuck you too, especially those fucking "professional middle manager" types you find in work places, you know with the fucking smarmy smile, the sort that gets abused in the butt by their wives, fuckers who don't know the trade you ply but want to tell you how you should do your job. wanna say fuck you! to them every time they say good morning or show me an appraisal form. There's one fucking arsehole sat right behind me. bespectacled mother fucker, a complete and utter fuck face of a man. his mother should have aborted and vomited the fucking disgrace when she conceived it in the parking lot.

    yeah, thanks reggie, that felt fucking good

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  22. Thanks for letting me rant, Reggie.
    Yep. I have a coworker who is so happy when I make an error that she acts as if she's about to have an orgasm each time. She will cc my boss, then her boss for the smallest things, and I can't get her back because other departments think she's my boss, and when she makes errors, they tell her directly. So, she's able to fix them without anyone knowing. Pisses me off. BUT, my boss recently told me that she overlooks the tattling emails from this coworker, and that makes me feel good, but you would think she would tell the coworker to take her and her boss out of the loop, right? Everyone is intimidated by her because she's been in the department for over 20 years. She's about 4' 10" and maybe 90 lbs and it would be too easy to carry her in one arm and snap her in half like a twig, but I have to be nice, to smile and try to get on her good side when all I wanna do is grab her by the neck and squeeze it until I hear bones break, then put her in a black plastic bag, put her in the trunk of my car and drive out to western oregon to some deeply wooded area where I've already dug a 10 foot pit in which to dump her, then fill it full of dirt and leaves and tree branches, and then the following morning pretend to be concerned about her whereabouts like everyone else.
    One day my boss wanted to spend one day as underwriter ( my job) and she made ALOT of mistakes. The following week, this coworker thought I made these mistakes, and she emailed my boss and the bosses boss ( but didn't email me)and was telling her about " the many mistakes I did that week and that was obviously a serious issue and that my boss needed to talk to me about it." Then my boss replied, and this time including me in her response , saying 'Alieux didn't make these errors. I did, and I'll take care of them. Why did you send me this email and exclude Alieux?'
    Thanks Reggie. I might need to add more to this rant later.

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  23. Hey Shar I don't go off on everyone like this..............not everyone anyway.

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  24. Ahh Chrome that's exactly what I am, a middle manager.

    Sometimes you've gotta go off and get that stuff off your chest.

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  25. Nothing but love Michelle?!? I want to be just like you when I grow up.

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  26. Damn Reg, stop beating around the bush and tell us how you really feel...lol

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  27. Daij there is someone like that miserable woman in every single office. I've worked with several people just like her. So often they'll do this type of thing and curry someone's favor.

    I am damned near 47 years old and in all the time I've worked, I've never done anything remotely close to that. The thing that just kills me about those people is that when they're found out, they usually just slink away as if nothing happened.

    Hell I could write a post about that topic.....but maybe we just did?!?

    Thanks for the detailed story Daij.........dude I really hate people like that. I really do.

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  28. Yeah I was holding back BayouCreole.....but going forward I guess I'll let it rip.

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  29. Every night when I leave the club I feel the exact same way. I'm usually polite to everyone but I HATE RUNNING/OWNING CLUBS.
    I feel dirty after flirting with women who have NO CHANCE WHAT SO EVER.
    I get tired of high-fiving drunken guys spittin' game at women way out of their league.
    I go through roughly the same rant just before I go home just so I don't bring it home to my girl.

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  30. I would recommend that no one bring a rant like this home to their loved ones John. I've been married for almost 23 years and I've never gone off on my wife like this. Though there have been times that I've said things in my head that I wouldn't allow to come out of my mouth..............................................but then again perhaps that's why I've been married so long?

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  31. Just laying right down because I just can't...I hope you feel better after that though.

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  32. I do feel much better now Icnonlybme.........much better.

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  33. I was pretty much empty too after that Dirty Red.

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  34. I definitely would never want to get on your bad side. I really do hope you feel much better. ((hugs))

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  35. Yeah.......but sometimes you've just gotta let it go.

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  36. physically repugnant, wolf pussy and bear shit, bag of hammers ass heifer huh? Tell how you really feel.

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  37. Whoa! You must feel a whole lot better. Right now I'm in a good place, so I'm going to save my "fuck you" reply for another time.

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