Getting high for taxes and getting tatted up

Now that the 2012 presidential election is over, it's time to move on to the many issues confronting our country and we do have our share of issues.  The way I see it, our main issue is our national debt. No matter who won the election, that president needed to do whatever possible to pay off some of the crippling debt that our country finds itself in today.  Cutting taxes isn't going to help us do that, despite what those brain dead fools on the right are saying.

Political rhetoric aside, someone needs to be the adult in the room where our debt is concerned.  At this point, I don't think that anything should be taken off the table in an effort for us to become financially sound again.  I wouldn't be upset if we all got at least a little tax increase, especially those Americans making in excess of $250,000 a year.   We're spending entirely too much money on our military and we could stand to tighten our belts where a few other programs are concerned as well.

 

Personally, I'd like to see prostitution and marijuana legalized as a means of gaining a little more revenue.  I'm sure that the tax revenue from both would go a long way to clearing out at least some of that debt.

People are always gonna be smoking some herb, so why not utilize that as a means of tax revenue; and we all know that what prostitutes are selling will sell when bread don't.  Why wouldn't we legalize both?!? But hey, my focus today is marijuana.  I'm not smoking it, but I know many of you do. Hell if we legalize marijuana, every pizza joint and fast food restaurant will reap the benefits as well.  I wouldn't be surprised if some of you were high right now.  That alone would explain why some of you read this shit I write. 

Okay....enough of that, let me move on to something just a tad bit more near and dear to me.  Something skin close, as a matter of fact.

Lately I've been thinking more and more of getting my first tattoo.  No, this late in the game, I still don't have a tattoo. But right now, I'm open to getting one like I've never been before.

I just don't know what to get.  I'm open to any suggestions you might have.  I would like for you to keep in mind that at this point in my life I'm fairly lean, but I don't have anywhere near what I would call a muscular body.  I've never owned a muscle shirt....and there's a reason why.  So whatever I do get, I don't want it sagging a few years from now when I enter my fifth decade.

I don't have enough body to put the Sistine chapel on my back and any tribal bands would probably just look like vines on me anyway.  No, I'm not sporting any moobs, but I'm not super skinny either.  I've got a semi-lean 6'1, 180 pound frame these days.



Oh and I most definitely won't be getting any facial tattoos....that's out.  I'm not really sure where I would put a tattoo either.  I'm gonna probably need some help with that too.  At this point I'm not sure what I should get, so I'm open to suggestion.

 I promise that no matter what I end up getting, I won't be getting any shit like this.  So tell me, what do you think I should get and where do you think I should get it?!?