On my way out of the office on Thursday afternoon, I stopped in the men's room to wash my hands. I'm a serial handwasher, because I'm a germaphobe. Whenever someone touches or shakes one of my hands, I'll immediately go and wash them. As I was walking in, I noticed one of the gentlemen I work with walking out of the far stall (my personal favorite...yeah like you don't have a favorite stall) without a shirt on. This isn't the first time I've seen him do this, that's just how he rolls. He's an awesome guy, though he is bit on the portly side. The messed up thing about him though is that he'll walk around with his shirt off and dude is sporting a set of double Ds on his chest. I have to tell you that a moobshake on a man is not a good look.
Truth be told, dude needs to wear a "bro" or maybe a mannzierre?!?
In all honesty, that's one of the reasons why I will exercise on a regular basis now, I'm trying to avoid titties.
I've heard women say a lot of things over the years, but I've yet to hear one say she likes titties on a man.
Lawd! That pic is enough to make anyone want to go for a jog. I haven't and don't expect to hear any women I know confess a love for moobs...lol
ReplyDeleteEeeewwwwweee! That is too ugly! NO, we don't want or love man titties!
ReplyDeleteC'mon CG admit it, those chesticles must have you at least slightly aroused.......right?!?
ReplyDeleteMizRepresent I for one have much love for titties......just not man titties.
ReplyDeleteYUCK double YUCK WTF is that....moobshake nastyyyyyy as hell. I appreciate the site of a nice sculpted set of boobs but this takes the PISS.
ReplyDeleteC'mon ChilledLeo, a nice set of moobs don't make you randy?!?
ReplyDeleteBy the way I've never even said that before...much less typed it.
Okay..he pierced the nipple.. nuff said
ReplyDeleteYou've got nothing on me, Reggie, I carry anti-bacterial hand wipes and alcohol swabs with me at all times! And I wash my hands about 50 times a day. Lol No joke. But I try not to use anti-bacterial soap as I hear it eliminates good bacteria as well as bad.
ReplyDeleteAs for old dude at work; wasn't there a show on Seinfeld about George having to take his shirt off to use the bathroom? Lol
Dawna I've dated women whose breasts weren't as big as his!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah I remember that Val and I've pointed it out to him before. He's a really nice guy. He says he feels more comfortable that way. I wonder if it has something to do with his weight?!? He's pretty big. He's almost spherical (is that a word?!?)
ReplyDeleteThat's nasty! Man titties are NOT the business. I draw the line there for real. I don't know where you got that picture from either, but that is far from cute, Reg. Take that thing down because a hairy chest and titties does not a match make.
ReplyDeleteThat dude at your job is all kinds of wrong for walking around with his titties exposed. What exactly is he trying to do? Get laughed at? Is it for attention? That's just crazy!
I wonder if his Moob Shake brought any (girls) or Guys to the yard.....
ReplyDeleteTraci his only saving grace is that he's a really nice guy. He's got a big appetite and he's funny as hell.
ReplyDeleteIncidentially he has women around him constantly. For some reason the women love him.
C'mon Traci admit it, that moob picture is sexy to you isn't it?
Damned skipppy Quintessence dude is the mack. Everytime I see him someone's daughter is grinning in his face. Then again maybe its his BMW and not necessarily the moobs?!?
ReplyDeleteHmm...maybe the women who are around him are either intrigued, confused, or feel sorry for him. I guess personality does get you a long way even if the body doesn't.
ReplyDeleteLOL dude you funny....moobs make me randy??? Reggie HELLLLLL TO THE NOOOOOOO....LMFAOOO
ReplyDeleteCall me shallow if you will No Labels; but I have no problem saying that if I don't find a woman physically attractive, then a relationship is not an option.
ReplyDeleteI feel you ChilledLeo. I remember once a long time ago being approached by this female who had no children who had a beer gut that made her look like she was in her third trimester and her moustache was thicker than mine.....................and no, that didn't happen. She couldn't have gotten my penis hard with wet cement.
ReplyDeleteBahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Reggie!!!!
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ReplyDeletefirst off, I would hope that the guy or hubster wouldn't have man titties like the one's in your pic! *smile* But if he got titties then I would make them titties feel wanted! I'll lick and twist them nipples, put ma face in between those double whateva's and blow...I'll make'em feel good! LOL! thats just me tho! *smile*
ReplyDeleteDude, I do more upper-pec reps these days to avoid looking how Arnold does these days.
ReplyDeleteIf I live to be 100, I don't want a set of moobs.
MzE while your heart might be in the right place with your need to make your man's titties feel wanted. I have to tell you that just the thought of someone licking and twisting my nipples gives me the willies. That's the one place that I'd rather not be touched.
ReplyDeleteThough I must admit that when I see a set of feminine double d's I'm definitely thinking the same thing.
Oh I don't want a set of man boobs John, but I don't want to have to lift weights either. Of course, if necessary, I will. No straight man wants moobs.
ReplyDeleteMaybe some Nike compression gear might be in his future. Meanwhile... ummmm... NOT a good look, yo!
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Nike compression gear?!? Oh no Moanerplicity, the brother has some big ass titties on him.............I don't think that's gonna help.
ReplyDeletewow, I don't think I will forget this image but if he's okay with it, so am I.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the enlightenment and education Reggie!
Hey CalmCoach it's what I do.
ReplyDeleteAsking me not to enlighten people would be like asking the wolf to not run in a pack or asking a fish not to swim in a school.
Just like Popeye, I yam what I yam.
ewwwwwww that pic is disgusting! Yucccch
ReplyDeleteI agree with Daij...ewwwwwwww.
ReplyDeleteI don't do man boobs...they're deal breakers.
Isn't it Daij? I found that picture online a few years ago and I've been using it ever since.
ReplyDeleteIt's definitely repulsive, but he used to be someone's darling baby boy.
C'mon BayouCreole, you know what they say about men with moobs. Once you go moobs, you prefer your man to have man boobs.
ReplyDeleteUhm? I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit and my eyes are now bleeding. Great introduction to your blog Reggie
ReplyDeleteDon't worry BluJewel, though most of the images in my blog aren't as beautiful and as sexy as the moobies picture, sometimes the writing gets a little better.
ReplyDeletelol! aww the poor bleeding puking hearts, can take moobs. I'll pay for dude's moobshake surgery ... but then again he might not want them removed
ReplyDeleteDude I just couldn't walk around looking like that.
ReplyDeleteick reggie! lol
ReplyDelete... id cuss you out for posting those but... its not my first time here with you is it?
imagine if the guy with the crusty hooves were the same guy as the moob guy?!
yikes!!
That guy might be a great husband for someone Michelle. He'd just be a great husband with crusty hooves and moobs.
ReplyDeleteActually if a man develops breast tissue, then exercise won't help him. If it's just sagging skin from too much fat lying underneath then maybe a good diet might in order.
ReplyDeleteCurious if my chest looked like that I'd be looking for a good cosmetiic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteReggie I'm with you on this one. I think those should be removed. But maybe he likes them. People are strange...
ReplyDeleteThey look nasty.
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