Yesterday I had some wicked Mexican food. It was absolutely delicious. But I will say this about said Mexican food, it was hot and spicy going in and just as hot and spicy coming out. So this morning as I sat on the porcelin God with a vicious case of mud butt and contemplated making an entirely different choice for lunch next time, I had time to think while my ass was mimicking a flamethrower (dropping the kids off by the pool, baking a loaf, stocking the porcelin lake with the brown trout...or whatever you like to call it).
Why can't we call Herman Cain what he really is.....a horny old bastard?!? Isn't that all he really is?!? Is there really someone out there that actually thinks he was framed?!? He's got more women coming out of the woodwork than Tiger Woods!! Can we all please stop pretending that this lecherous old prick was wronged?!? He's apparently been boning half the women in Atlanta. He'd probably fuck a woodpile if he thought a snake was in it.
It occurs to me that child molesters have no value whatsoever to civilized society. Would it be such a bad idea to put them all to death?!? I'm not talking about anything expensive like lethal injection or electrocution....I'm talking about a simple hanging. What's the big deal?!?
Oh and one more random thought occurs to me. When I was an undergraduate I considered pledging one of the fraternities on campus. However, I noticed that there were several young men in each fraternity on campus, that I had words with or some kind of altercation with before. Whether it was about my smart mouth or their girlfriend....or in some instances both, I figured that if I pledged, I'd probably warrant someone's special attention. It occured to me then, like it does now that the hazing thing is just stupid. I watched it happen to my sister, cousins, friends and roommates; and I'm also sure that not one of them would stand up and admit that it happened to them now. It's dumb, plain and simple. Someone somewhere needs to stop this foolishness. How many other young men and women have to die before we all realize that it's just dumb?!?
I totally agree, not only is Herman a fool in many ways to me, but he is a "horny old fool". It is clear to me that this has been going on for sometime, and would continue had he not been found out. smh...ewwww!
ReplyDeleteHazing is crazy. I pledged but i just wouldn't be hazed whatsoever and i think if all pledges take that same stance you will see fewer of them subjecting themselves to it.
Hmmmmmm maybe dude is packing MizRepresent?!? Maybe he thinks it would be a shame and a sin not to share his black snake with needy women. My only problem with people like him is that they're quick to tell other people how they should live their lives when all the while they're out there doing what they preach to others not to do.
ReplyDeleteHorny old bastard!!! His wife needs to lock his Viagra up.
The hazing thing is just flat out stupid.
Your random thoughts are on point tonight. Cain had to know that all his dirt would be brought to light. I never understood the hazing thing. Don't understand why people are so desperate to belong to a group that would cause them harm before they could join. That is very stupid
ReplyDeleteYou know Ros I'm sure that there are some fraternity and sorority types that see some use in hazing, but that sure as hell isn't me.
ReplyDeleteHerman Cain had to know that his deeds would see the light of day eventually. It was pure folly to assume that no one would ever know. Cain seems to be a pompous son of a bitch though no one should be quite as pompous as he seems to be.
It seems to me that Herman is not sorry that he was an undercover lover. He might be sorry that he has been busted for his affairs. If this is an example of the GOPs Blacks--they can keep them. I would love to know what Gloria really said to him.
ReplyDeleteSandusky is going to have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that everyone else is lying except him. He must think that we are all spawned from Boo Boo the Fool.
MsLadyDeborah I think that Herman needs to step up his pimp game. Apparently his playa game is kinda weak or these women wouldn't be coming outta the woodwork like they are now. You know Gloria went off!!!
ReplyDeleteYou can stick a fork in Sandusky, he's done.
And also I think it's interesting that it's only Beckys coming forward ala Tiger Woods. I swear these guys really think that White women equal status even if those women aren't about anything. There is nothing like seeing a colonized mind on display.
ReplyDeleteWow Val, you went there. You picking up on the fact that Herman Cain likes his mistresses Caucasian reminds me of how some Milwaukee city councilman focused on Jeffrey Dahmer's only eating minority men. Clearly the man's issues are much deeper than race. Still at least Herman wasn't eating them........not in a digestive sense anyway.
ReplyDeleteHey Val, why you gotta go off on Herman like that?!?
It had to be said, Reggie. Why ignore the obvious. If there was a White politician and he was married to a White woman but only had affairs, etc with Black women don't you think race would be mentioned?
ReplyDeleteI just find it really interesting that these guys (Tiger Woods, Tiki Barber, Bryant Gumbal) never go for Black women. Don't you?
P.S. Race was important in the Dahmer case. He went after men of color because he figured no one would miss them. Or at least the police wouldn't look for them. Which they didn't.
ReplyDeleteIf it were a Caucasian politician and he was only dating women of color, I'd say that it was probably a Badonkadonk situation. God bless Sir Mix-a-lot.
ReplyDelete......and yes, I had noticed. I remember writing THAT blog post when I first came to Blogger and I remember getting a lot of grief for noticing that sort of thing.
That's an excellent point you're making about race and Mr. Dahmer, I remember making that point once myself.
ReplyDeleteStill........the eating folks up part was the real fucked up part of that case Val. The fact that he liked dark meat instead of white meat was just secondary.
Okay first off, you sir are GROSS!! That was an over share of epic proportions! My mind is still bleeding! Yes, reading that made my mind bleed. Ewww!
ReplyDeleteWho thinks ole Herm was framed?? Bwhahahaha!! That's hilarious! He's just a dirty old man who got caught doing what dirty old men do! He embarrassed himself tho. That fool shoulda KNEW them chicks would come out the closet on his azz.
I think molesters need a bit more pain brought to their lives before death.
Why does hazing have to equal death tho? Every time I hear about somebody dying I think about the people who almost died too. I mean really, must they do the most sadistic things they can imagine? People are so crazy. They need to do better!
Guilty as charged!!!
ReplyDeleteDon't hate on Herman too much Gorgeous Puddin; hell I plan on being a dirty old man one day and I'll probably be a dirty old man until I'm a dead old man...................that's the plan anyway.
I think it would be downright rude to force child molesters to wait. They should all die immediately.
Not only do pledges die, but they get the hell beat out of them too. Its a sick and twisted business.
Val, shut it down! She's on point with the race thing.
ReplyDeleteI gotta get to that hazing mess cuz, I've been on Bandhead.com going at it with folks at good ole' FAMU about that incident. Some folks will do and say anything to protect that shit! A lot of these bands are worse than the frigging frats! When I was at Southern, a young man who was in the band was hospitalized behind a beating he received. The guy who did it was in jail and the mom told his ass, he better hope he gets jail time because, if her child died, she was gonna kill him! I don't blame her cuz, if it was my child...I'd bring the heat of the murder capital down on their asses! The more I read about that story, the crazier it seems to me. I'm so glad my son has no desire to pledge.
Yeah I believe she's right too BayouCreole, but Val has always been a pretty deep person.
ReplyDeleteYeah I ended up pledging Reg Phi Reg. I'm no longer surprised to hear how people so blindly defend their own no matter how utterly ridiculous the issue.
Cain was kinda ... well... an embarrassment. He didn't rep well in the Black Man dept, was uinformed, proved unready for the gig, & turned out to be just another stereotypical black man w/ some money/power (justa runnin after white women w/ his tongue hangin' out).
ReplyDeleteAll that was missing was a big-azz bling medallion (& he probably has a few of those, too).
In short: We could do much mo betta!'
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Good random thoughts...
ReplyDeleteI think Ole 9-9-9- was set up.. Let me clarify..Not set up in a way where he didn't do do what he did..but set up in a way that these women are coming out now..Why now? I mean the man has has some semblance of power damn near his whole professional career..so why now? None of these women said shit while he was slanging hard doughy ass pizzas, or when he heard cases of roaches and pubic hair being found in somebodies food in somebodies high posh ass restaurant..but now that he was within 10,000 miles of winning the rethugs nomination for the big seat...now he harassed me? Now he screwed me on his desk and in cheap hotels for 13 years? Come on son..this is that bullshit...We all now that Cain was comedic relief until the rethugs decided on who they really wanted to go against Big O....Nobody thought that he would get taken seriously..but when he was I bet all of them was like 'Well Shit.We have to put an end this shit..One uppity nigga was enough. What can we use against him..Umm Let's see...I have it!!He's a successful Black man! I am pretty sure he has a one or 3 White women in his past that he did wrong!!Yeah that's the ticket!' And there lies the set-up.
As for your other thoughts...I agree with you about the child molesters except I would go one further..I would castrate them..put their Jimmy in their mouth and then hang them.
I was hazed when I went through my "frat". But I don't regret it. But I did not just get hazed..I fought back. I was told I was the only dude in the history of my house to ever fight back. And because of it I was pushed up the ladder faster than the rest of my cable-tow. Getting your ass beat and embarrassed just to get it beat and embarrassed? Nawl son can't happen to me.. And it better not happen to my son either if he decides to join a frat.
Moanerplicity the thing about Cain that sticks out in my mind is that if he were a cartoon character, he'd be a wolf. He has that look about him and the Sarah Palinesque retorts to questions asked about things a high school student should know and understand was disturbing to me too. It seems to me that Americans have a love affair with dumb.
ReplyDeleteDirty Red if anyone rolled over on Herman Cain it was a Republican. Someone benefitted from his cooning ass being out of that race.....and it sure wasn't a Democrat or someone with a brown face. It was one of those people that he's been cozying up to for years now.
ReplyDeleteI can see where the appeal would be to see the child molesters swinging with their own dicks in their mouths....duly noted....I like it.
I have so many members of my family that walk around with Greek letters, I was never moved to do so. But I guess I understand why so many people are.
Hi Reggie,
ReplyDeleteI wish Cain would just go away. Do they get so drunk on their own power that they believe their own lies or is fame so addictive they will destroy themselves before they give it up?
I also dont get the hazing thing. Beginning a relationship by humiliating the newcomer doesnt seem like a good beginiing to me.
I like your random thoughts and blog, very unpredictable. Thanks for being here.
Risa I try to be walk on the wild side from time to time.
ReplyDeleteThank you Risa, please come again.
Cain wants have his cake and eat it too. a walking car accident
ReplyDeleteHe's funny to me Chrome. It's because of politicians like him that we're all able to laugh at politicians.
ReplyDeleteHe's an idiot.
Jerry Sandusky and others like him should be ashamed of themselves. I think about how my sister was raped at the tender age of 9 years old, and she was never the same.
ReplyDeleteFucking animals, if you ask me.
Don I firmly believe that anyone lowdown enough to rape a 9 year old girl doesn't deserve to live. They should be put down like the animal they are.
ReplyDeleteCain should have just stayed wherever he was before his fake presidential run. Child molesters should definitely be put to certain death. People are just stupid as hell to even put themselves through hazing. So, yea, I totally agree with you, lol.
ReplyDeleteYeah Lesbian Brooklynite, he should have kept selling pizzas and stayed out of politics. That way he could have kept his mistresses in the dark. The reality of the world is that nothing involving pepperoni is important.
ReplyDeleteNo child molester deserves to draw another breath.
The hazing thing.......it's completely stupid.
Yes we are in complete agreement.
By the way, Lesbian Brooklynite, you have a very interesting blog. Please do come again.