WTF was I thinking?!?
C'mon now, don't act like I'm the only one. I'm sure that just about all of us have had sex with someone and just as soon as it was over said..........."what the fuck was I thinking?!?"
You know what I mean. Maybe he/she was way beyond morbidly obese or entirely too skinny?!? Or maybe he/she had "summa teeth"; summa here, summa dere. Or maybe he/she had no teeth at all?!?
Maybe they weren't unique or exotic as you originally thought....maybe they were just strange as hell after all?!? Or maybe they had a bladder control problem?!?
Or maybe he/she was just a little weird......or maybe a lot?!? Maybe they had a particular odor about them?!? Or maybe they had a busted headlight, like Biggie Smalls?!?
Maybe we thought it was gonna be the bomb and they actually laid one?!?
Maybe it was late, you were drunk.......but you sobered up, perhaps a little too late?!? Maybe they spent entirely too much time high?!?
Maybe he came up just a tad bit short?!? Or maybe she had a little more to offer than you expected?!? Or maybe they
C'mon share your experience.
Wow Reggie, i was thinking ab this today...about one night stands and i remember this dude, very attractive, fine as hell, tall, built like a cross between a NBA basketball player and NFL football player. WE exchanged numbers at a club and got together the next day. Funny thing, i don't ever remember having a conversation with him, so i guess i was just taken by his looks, but let me tell you, when that mofo started to speak i thought i was talking to a mentally challenged "Tiny" from "Fridays" movie. I couldn't understand a word he was saying and the sex was whack! Suffice it to say...i never kept in contact w/him.
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All isn't gold that glitters Miz. I remember this girl once years ago, she was absolutely beautiful. But when she opened her mouth, almost all of her teeth were rotten. I was a poor struggling college student at the time. That girl needed some dental insurance in the worst way......and her breath, smelled like wolf pussy. It was awful!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother woman, I'm ashamed to say I dated had the worst hygiene of any person I've ever encountered. She was absolutely beautiful, but I could smell her ass and everything else anytime she was standing within 5 feet of me. I went out with her three times....never touched her. When I refused to touch her, she went around telling anyone who'd listen that I was gay as hell because she offered me her fishy smelling ass and I declined.
Hilarious!Thanks for stopping by
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No problem BigMac don't be a stranger.
ReplyDeleteI guess this is why I've never had a one night stand lol
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough, neither have I Roz.
ReplyDeleteLike you and Rozs65...me neither! *shudders*..which I guess may mean I'd be single for longer periods of time :) ..ah well!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing my breakfast is still cooking and I wasn't actually eating while reading blogs - as originally intended.
ReplyDeleteLucky me. Lol.
Dawna its not like I've never wanted to, it just never happened. I'm like the colonel, I do one thing but I do it right. They usually come back for more.
ReplyDeleteIt is what it is.
Hey Don sometimes we click a link and find a nice surprise.
ReplyDeleteBAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YIKESSSSSSSSSS LOL this is funny Reggie.....hmmm in all seriousness though imagine waking the next morning to find one of these characters lying next to you geezeeee....
ReplyDeleteI suppose the senario hasd never presented itself so have had no reason to have a one night stand not sure I would thanks for the reminders Reggie. Some people do in the heat of the moment but for fucks sakes take the night vision glasses off so you can see clearly:)
Lol. I don't have any regrets. I like to check the packaging before I open the product....always. Not been much of a bad girl anyway.Guess I'm just way too cautious.
ReplyDeleteYou know ChilledLeo I almost got caught up in that sort of thing once. Fortunately though I wasn't quite drunk enough to lay pipe on the creature I contemplated boning for a few long minutes.
ReplyDeleteInez its certainly better to be safe than sorry, particularly these days.
ReplyDeleteive had a wtf-er.
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i chose to forget about it years ago... but thanks for bringing it up and reminding me Reggie... good times eh?
seriously... my excuse is: i was young... cant take it back now even if i wanted to.
and those pics are rediculous! k?
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ReplyDeleteWe all got to be careful and mindful when we click the Rantings link!! Ha ha! I had a close call with breakfast and this link myself, and learnt mah lessin!
But thank God, I have never had these kinds of WTF experiences. My men were gorgeous PLUS they knew how to cook! AnnaRenee
When we're young we all do something we'd like to forget.......most of us anyway Michelle.
ReplyDeleteMichelle those pictures are merely symbolic of some of the fucked up mistakes that people make.........when they're horny.
ReplyDeleteNot gonna share the story huh?!?
AnnaRenee I firmly believe that ALL people, men and women, should know how to cook.
ReplyDeleteAnnaRenee I have no problem telling you that I have been out with a couple of women that were flat out ugly. One of them was ugly enough to scare a hungry dog off the back of a meat truck.
lol it wasnt nothin like that up there reggie lol... just a sumone that i shouldnt have been messin with. thats all... a friend of my brothers.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmm, I was thinking it was someone seriously taboo like someone's husband or one of those "I'm not gay I was just drunk" stories.
ReplyDeleteI should have known since it was you Michelle.
Thank GOD Ive never actually had a one night rendevouz that I regret...drunk me makes good decisions:-)
ReplyDeleteI've never had sex with anyone and regreted it, for real! Never!
ReplyDeleteJustDG that's an interesting way you put that....."that you regret".
ReplyDeleteI like to think that drunk me makes pretty good decisions too.
Daiij I don't ever recall regretting it when I was in the mix.
ReplyDeleteYeah I must admit..I have stuck my dick in some strange places. But you know I never regretted it..until after I nutted....You ever notice Reggie, that the whole time you are stroking you are telling yourself..'Gatdamn this is some good pussy!' And then the moment you skeet you are like, 'Damn!! Did I just do that?' But my Uncle used to tell me that a man would stick his dick in a tree stump if he thought he could get a nut out of it...
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truth Dirty Red?!? My uncle used to always say that a hard dick don't have no conscience. Ya know what? He was right and so are you and your uncle.
ReplyDeleteOk, I had written my story but the cyperspace monster ate it up and now it's gone.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't that really suck BayouCreole?!?
ReplyDeleteSome of the very best comments I've ever made online were eaten by the comment monster from hell.
Still............you could always try to post it again you know.
OMG...is all I'm going to say... smdh lmao
ReplyDeleteC'mon Sunny, you can say more than that.
ReplyDeleteI've got one regret, black college weekend in Richmond, Va. From what I can remember this woman resembling Venus Williams took complete advantage of my drunk ass. My boys clowned me for like two semesters and even today its a running joke every time we see Venus on television
ReplyDeleteYou're certainly not the first man to feed an ugly woman some tubesteak under the influence.
ReplyDeleteThose are the worst and most funny picture that I have looked for a while, Specially the first one. I don't know how he did something like that.
ReplyDeleteDon't know why anyone would want to be intimate with any of these people.
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